"Gayasian gangsters" ~ reffering to the gangland side of Milpitas

"Better a waiting list than a to do list" ~Tom

"There's two sides to every story...the truth and...something else" ~Victoria

"I know three people who want to kill him"

"Trying to kill the damn spider"

"This is the Ziggy Section" ~Tom looking at...um...remember Ziggy's DOAXBV costume?

"I finally "pho" right!" ~Victoria...thought it was "fool"

"The oil it burns and not in a good way"

"It's the killing cycle! Everyone is a suspect!"

"Seems everyone has a vendetta against him"

"I like Seishirou's fashion sense...diamond earrings and bracelet!" ~Hitori

"He would have won the bishonen auction!" "But I don't get to keep the money" ~Tom and Lionel

"How do diamonds taste like?" "Refined coal."

"Wait...which hole is it?" ~watching the sexu scene in Matrix Reloaded

"Me...Me...Me..."

"It's the smell!" ~in reference to Milpitas

"All of our lives, we have fought these lines. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance. When I see three cosplayers, three masquerade judges, three Yatta cosplayers. I do not see coincidence, I see providence. I see purpose. I believe it our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. " ~Tom writing a speech for Nate

"I like swords" "Welcome to goddamn corneria."

"Freaks!"

"It's the trenchcoat mafia!"

"Where the hell is stealth? It's not like a roller coaster gets up and walks away."

"But this is Great America, we can't really yaoi here!"

"THIS is what's wrong with our country!" ~in commentary of a five year old singing "Oops I Did it Again"

"Initiate the BR Act!"

"It's a promise I'll keep"

"That's the final quote?"